Do you dream about blogging?
I have some strange dreams, but last night, I dreamed I was writing a blog post. To the best of my recollection, this is exactly what I dreamed I wrote:
“I usually sleep on my left side, and Karen the kitten has decided that sleeping on my left hip/backside is very comfortable. She has no worries, because there’s plenty of room. Come to think of it, there’s room for her, another cat, and BBD, my Rhodesian Ridgeback dog. Okay, I have to confess that due to lack of exercise during the holidays, there’s probably room on my hip for all of them as well as a small philharmonic orchestra.”
You know, I am probably much funnier in my dreams than when I’m awake. I’m also thinner, younger and fluent in Spanish in my dreams, although I can barely speak it when I’m awake. (Then again, maybe I’m only dreaming that I’m fluent and the Spanish I speak in my dreams actually translates to “My cheese belongs to the spider”, or something like that.) Do you transform yourself in your sleep, or are you the same whether awake or asleep?
