Wouldn’t you hate this phone too?

26 Feb 2008 Leave a Comment

by AzDana in Humor

Kyocera KX160 Faceplate Pattern,Color Squares (TF)My poor little two year old Kyocera has been through some rough times, so I ordered an Audiovox to replace it. I thought I’d like the new phone, but I am less than pleased with my purchase. Look at my list of reasons, wouldn’t you feel the same way I do?

  1. Son set it up for instant messaging so I can get text messages anywhere on the planet (yeah, like I need to do more typing)
  2. I had finally learned how to take great pictures with the old phone
  3. Cats turn wacky when they watch it vibrate (actually, its pretty funny to watch a cat attack it on the desk)
  4. It doesn’t have a flashlight (not that I can find, anyway)
  5. I can’t figure out how to set it to make those cool Star Trek communicator noises when I open it
  6. No way to transfer my awesome Race 21 scores to the new phone
  7. All the ringtones seem to sound like a variation of the theme song for the Smurfs cartoon show.

And the biggest reason:
Old phone looked cute and sassy
New phone looks like a teeny tiny George Foreman grill.