I’m sick, so I’m posting a duck joke
03 Mar 2008 Leave a Comment
in Humor
I’ve got an ear infection, so rather than trying to come up with something witty, I thought I’d rely on a bit of gallinaceous humor:
A duck walks into a drug store, goes up to the clerk and says, “I have a chapped beak, can you help me?”
The clerk says, “Why of course, here’s some Hot Cocoa Flavor Moose Smooch Lip Balm
The duck replies, “Can you just put it on my bill?”
Credits: Picture obtained from wikipedia, submitted by user McKDandy, who happens to be a Cantabrigian who has a Master of Science degree in Materials Science. Joke obtained from an old humor book I read eons ago, before the internet was invented, when it was much easier to tell jokes without having to worry about proper attribution.
