I’ve got an ear infection, so rather than trying to come up with something witty, I thought I’d rely on a bit of gallinaceous humor:
A duck walks into a drug store, goes up to the clerk and says, “I have a chapped beak, can you help me?”
The clerk says, “Why of course, here’s some Hot Cocoa Flavor Moose Smooch Lip Balm
. How would you like to take care of this?”
The duck replies, “Can you just put it on my bill?”
Credits: Picture obtained from wikipedia, submitted by user McKDandy, who happens to be a Cantabrigian who has a Master of Science degree in Materials Science. Joke obtained from an old humor book I read eons ago, before the internet was invented, when it was much easier to tell jokes without having to worry about proper attribution.