Here kitty, kitty Part 2

Okay, maybe that poor skunk petting woman in Pennsylvania isn’t the only one that has problems identifying felines. I just wonder if the kind soul that made this poster ever managed to house break the “lost cat”?  (Click on thumbnail, then click it again for large image)

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Here kitty, kitty Part 1

pepe.jpeg A woman in Pennsylvania received a smelly surprise when the neighbor’s cat she thought she was petting turned out to be a skunk! Not only did she get sprayed, but the skunk ran into her home and police officer were there for hours, trying to remove it. There’s no word on the condition of either the woman or the skunk, but I imagine both of them were quite surprised. Between you and me, I thought that things like this only happened in Warner Brothers cartoons. I mean, even if she overlooked the facial differences,  didn’t she notice other dissimilarities? If the fluffiness of the tail wasn’t a good clue, how about the big white stripe?  How could someone not know the difference between a cat and a polecat? Sacrebleu!

Shocking News about an emu

plopplopemu.jpgIn Florida, some deputy sheriffs were forced to use a Taser to subdue Plop-Plop , an emu that became unruly and escaped from a farm. The bird suffered no long lasting effects from the weapon, but it was temporarily immobilized from the stun gun.

I guess one could say that Plop-Plop went fizz-fizz.

So much to do today and yet….

I’m trying to get a bunch of stuff done today but can’t get going.
Have you ever had one of those days where your brain just doesn’t want to be part of the plans?

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more cat pictures

Saturday Matinee

I’m not going to post an entire movie, but since this is kind of a lazy day for me, I thought I’d post a double feature. Here’s two of the most-loved cartoons ever. Grab your popcorn, sit back and enjoy:




Another Karen Update

Just thought I’d share a recent picture. She’s no longer a kitten and has gotten much bigger, but still likes to be with me everywhere I go. Here we are, spending a leisurely Saturday afternoon together:

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I’m sick, so I’m posting a duck joke

125px-indian_whistling_duck.jpgI’ve got an ear infection, so rather than trying to come up with something witty, I thought I’d rely on a bit of gallinaceous humor:

A duck walks into a drug store, goes up to the clerk and says, “I have a chapped beak, can you help me?”

The clerk says, “Why of course, here’s some Hot Cocoa Flavor Moose Smooch Lip Balm. How would you like to take care of this?”

The duck replies, “Can you just put it on my bill?”

Credits: Picture obtained from wikipedia, submitted by user McKDandy, who happens to be a Cantabrigian who has a Master of Science degree in Materials Science. Joke obtained from an old humor book I read eons ago, before the internet was invented, when it was much easier to tell jokes without having to worry about proper attribution.

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