Now that I’ve almost completed college
05 Oct 2011 Leave a Comment
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One more semester to go and I’ll have a degree! I first decided to get a degree in computer technology because I got tired of my kids knowing more about computers than I did. Well, they still know more than I do, but at least I’ve caught up a bit. But now that I’m getting close to graduating, I am actually thinking of switching majors. Am I insane or what? (Don’t answer that.)
I am thinking about switching to either marketing or art history. I’ve always had a passion for art history, and yet marketing has always fascinated me because it digs into the human mind. Maybe I’ll go for a double major. If I do, after I graduate, I will have the credentials necessary to successfully sell those sofa-sized mass produced oil paintings that are always peddled on late night commercials.
Confession: I have 126 posts in draft status… and a bad haircut
07 May 2009 Leave a Comment
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I was going to write about my horrible haircut, even to the point of whining piteously. However, I just noticed that I have some old posts that definitely need to be cleaned out. I mean, one’s so old, it’s topic is “Mitt Romney for President?”. I don’t think I need to hang onto that one, but I do need to some spring cleaning on my blog if I plan on blogging semi-regularly.
So instead of going into (too much) detail about my hair, I am going to resolve to clean out five of the old posts tonight, either post them or delete them. If I do five old posts a day, that should take me about 25 days.
Do you think my hair will have grown out by then?
Here kitty, kitty Part 2
16 Sep 2008 2 Comments
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Okay, maybe that poor skunk petting woman in Pennsylvania isn’t the only one that has problems identifying felines. I just wonder if the kind soul that made this poster ever managed to house break the “lost cat”? (Click on thumbnail, then click it again for large image)
Here kitty, kitty Part 1
16 Sep 2008 1 Comment
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A woman in Pennsylvania received a smelly surprise when the neighbor’s cat she thought she was petting turned out to be a skunk! Not only did she get sprayed, but the skunk ran into her home and police officer were there for hours, trying to remove it. There’s no word on the condition of either the woman or the skunk, but I imagine both of them were quite surprised. Between you and me, I thought that things like this only happened in Warner Brothers cartoons. I mean, even if she overlooked the facial differences, didn’t she notice other dissimilarities? If the fluffiness of the tail wasn’t a good clue, how about the big white stripe? How could someone not know the difference between a cat and a polecat? Sacrebleu!
Shocking News about an emu
22 Aug 2008 Leave a Comment
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In Florida, some deputy sheriffs were forced to use a Taser to subdue Plop-Plop , an emu that became unruly and escaped from a farm. The bird suffered no long lasting effects from the weapon, but it was temporarily immobilized from the stun gun.
I guess one could say that Plop-Plop went fizz-fizz.
So much to do today and yet….
07 Aug 2008 Leave a Comment
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I’m trying to get a bunch of stuff done today but can’t get going.
Have you ever had one of those days where your brain just doesn’t want to be part of the plans?
more cat pictures
Saturday Matinee
02 Aug 2008 Leave a Comment
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I’m not going to post an entire movie, but since this is kind of a lazy day for me, I thought I’d post a double feature. Here’s two of the most-loved cartoons ever. Grab your popcorn, sit back and enjoy:
